a rose by any other name.

why would you wanna be Aslan....

when you can be Baboon.

why would you wanna be a Rose...

when you can be Cactus.

you think this is cute? It. Is. Not.

This is cuter.

and last of all.

WHY WOULD YOU WANNA BE ANGELINA JOLIE....

WHEN YOU CAN BE

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MISS LONG NECK?!!!

Oh and people, i'm going for a plastic surgery soon.

See this girl below?

yea i'm going to make myself look like her.

i found it from a very expensive japanese magazine.

so it must be good.

i'm gonna be so hip.

yips!

you know you love me, xoxo, smelly pits girl.

about PORK and Charsiew Bao

yesterday was a girly night out with my girlfriends.

i vote it the most hilarious night out ever!

had a conversation with one of my girlfriend, Tan tan.

was lamenting to her about a sickening guy.

was just about to get emo when she said:

"He is a PORK."

"He is a big PORK!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

the way she said pork was damn hilarious!

alot of emphasis on the P.

PORK!

hahaha.

a little while later, amidst our sporadic giggle fits, i pointed to a girl who's rather slim.

i said: "wah lao, how come i don't look like that?"

and Tan tan said: " she so fat! we so slim. she is a charsiew bao head."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i can die laughing

and so i present:

test.

Hello everybody I got smelly armpit. And it's the best in town.